- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A black person walks out of KFC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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