- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

the WNBA

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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