- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

ugh good riddance

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