A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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You copy and paster!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Anti Joke

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