What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Miley Cyrus.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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