Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Yes.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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