roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Sonic

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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black people. that is all...

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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The Olympics

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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