- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Why is your face? Because.

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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