who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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call of duty world at war

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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i like cats

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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