- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What did Delaware? A coat.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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