- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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