was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What's clear and wet? water

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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