What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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