- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A man made a sandwich.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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