- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Bloody kids ...

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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