- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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