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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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