How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Dylan is gay

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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