- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why did the book disappear?

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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