what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Get on your knees Ho

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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