Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Anti Joke

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