How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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