- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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