- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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