- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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