- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

800 people died last year. end of story

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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