What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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a man was shot.... he died

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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