Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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