- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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