- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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