- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

it's funny because it's funny

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Faithful men.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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