Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

I am very humble.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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