- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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