Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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