- Anti Joke

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Small Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Small Penis.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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