You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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