Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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