- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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