- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

ejaculation JLR

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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