- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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The GOV and the WHO?

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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