Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Cancer.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Whats white? A fridge

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