- Anti Joke

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Small Penis.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents