Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what goes boo a sock

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Once upon a time, The end.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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