Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Robin get in the batmobile!

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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