What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

women sports....

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Cleveland winning something

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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