What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

stuarts mum

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

It says so on your cap.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Your mom.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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