- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

do you have a wife?

why did sally drown cause she was black

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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