Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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