What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

A man buys a prius

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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