- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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